OKAY BUT IMAGINE THIS AS YOUR CAR HORN
Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers
This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful
Foster the People covering Tame Impala’s “Feels Like We Only Go Backwards” on 2/1/14 during their BBC Radio 2 Live Session
I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
- me: *goes to Jamaica*
- Jamaican: hello welcome to Jamaica
- me: baliegdeh
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion
Anonymous asked: Why would you fuck Adam sandler
it was on my bucket list
Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?
I always get excited when I see a new breed of asshole.